Remember Benjamin
maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

maybenotboring:

and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”

Sexualization for a Cause

zxnssy:

So on our school announcements today, the assistant principal announced that she challenged us to raise $1000 (for miniTHON) to be permitted to wear leggings to school for a day. I won’t even go into how I feel about our dresscode, but this actually made me extremely uncomfortable. Immediately on…

thelow-cal-calzone-zone:

Ben & April bonding is my fave

themattyhealy:

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY 

themattyhealy:

WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY 

officialhydra:

fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

Staff yes

huntandshout:

lizardvvizard:

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

and dictionaries

and google

increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less

and the skeleton war

cinemaspam:

"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."

Watchmen (2009, dir. Zack Snyder)

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

nazmatik:

"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"

- Mark Twain

“I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see that you are unarmed.”


-

William Shakespeare
image  (via notenoughhiddles)

Single-handedly the greatest text post and gif pairing I have yet to see.

(via ladymacfarlane)

One of the first insults I ever used!

(via sarabeth72)

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

So proud! Congratulations, @amandapalmer. It’s beautiful.View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay 

husband. book. glee.

amandapalmer:

neil-gaiman:

So proud! Congratulations, @amandapalmer. It’s beautiful.

View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

husband. book. glee.

popculturesavvyangel:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.



i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG


I’m not even sorry


I CAN’T BREATHEA

popculturesavvyangel:

multidjc:

j-ckie:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

I CAN’T BREATHEA

companionwithafirebolt:

literalnope:

s4t4nluvr666:

uhmeliamay:

plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back

plot twist: the person you like texts you first

Plot twist: the person you like knows you exist

Plot twist: the person you like isn’t a fictional character.

theanti90smovement:

im  dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit