and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
So on our school announcements today, the assistant principal announced that she challenged us to raise $1000 (for miniTHON) to be permitted to wear leggings to school for a day. I won’t even go into how I feel about our dresscode, but this actually made me extremely uncomfortable. Immediately on…
Ben & April bonding is my fave
WELCOME TO THE WILD RIDE FUCKBOY
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators
increasingly the world has these things in our pocket, no less
and the skeleton war
"Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense."
Watchmen (2009, dir. Zack Snyder)
"hold up let me put this fucking lime in that ATM real quick"
- Mark Twain
Single-handedly the greatest text post and gif pairing I have yet to see.
One of the first insults I ever used!
So proud! Congratulations, @amandapalmer. It’s beautiful.
husband. book. glee.
i just spit my drink everywHERE omfG
I’m not even sorry
I CAN’T BREATHEA
plot twist: the person you like actually texts you back
plot twist: the person you like texts you first
Plot twist: the person you like knows you exist
Plot twist: the person you like isn’t a fictional character.
im dropping out of school to become a full time piece of shit